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	<title>Megalomania sweeps the nation!</title>
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		<title>The Sheep Theory Spreads!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think by now, most of my friends, family and respected colleagues know about my hatred of the sheep and why I despise them so. But that does not necessarily mean that they are taking action! Why are they not??? Gah! I don&#8217;t like this one bit! They should be joining forces with me against the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=22&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2008/05/25/the-sheep-theory-spreads/</link>
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		<title>Moo in a Box II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As we have already established that A Moo-in-a-Box is everything in the world that is good and spiffy in a box, and that I solely have the ability to produce it in large quantity, I wish to announce that the black market will probably start selling it soon.
Why does the black market want these things? [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=21&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2008/02/03/moo-in-a-box-ii/</link>
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		<title>Tee Hee!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In this joint publication of insanity, I have decided finally to start writing about my actual action against the sheep.
Like today, when I ran into one. Yes, sheep are quite easy to spot in this urban island. I threw my arms in the air and screamed. Then I attacked it with umbrella. And I stabbed at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=18&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/10/14/tee-hee/</link>
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		<title>Moo in a Box</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let us start by saying that Moo=infinity.
No, not that thing the Greeks thought up. Although in a sense they were right. They just didn&#8217;t write it down correctly.
Moo. As in the omnipotent onomotopoeia. It is the ambrosia. The nectar of the gods. The food and drink of the gods. The television set of the gods. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=17&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/moo-in-a-box/</link>
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		<title>Night of the Rabid Dust Particles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They came one winter night. Quite like this March night.
Actually, it was exactly like this March night. It happened today.
That&#8217;s right, the rabid dust particles attacked me.
No joke.
I remarked on how fluffy and fuzzy they seemed. Like sheep.
I think that was the signal.
They melded as one and formed one giant dust sheep.
And attacked.
I barely got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=16&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/03/09/night-of-the-rabid-dust-particles/</link>
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		<title>Hmm, Yummy Purple Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw a yummy looking purple colored man.
Really, I did.
I&#8217;m not lying.
So what if it was a picture of Adam Lazzara covered in Welsh Grape Juice.
He&#8217;s yummy.
He was purple.
He is a man.
Adam fanatic I am.
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		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/03/08/hmm-yummy-purple-man/</link>
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		<title>A sheep story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is not just us who believe in the sheep now. We have gotten others to believe. But then there are some who learned firsthand.
Our dear friends, whose names are similar to Sickle and Mall (that&#8217;s what we&#8217;ll call them&#8230;though I&#8217;m not sure they want to be called weapons or shopping centers), went to visit [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=7&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/03/08/a-sheep-story/</link>
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		<title>Triangles Have Four Sides</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We are stupid. Unbelievably and irrevocably so.
What do I mean by we?
Americans, of course. I mean, who else would I be talking about. Only one nation in the world would think that there were three world wars.
Yes, that is what I said, three.
You&#8217;re right, it does sound like a scene straight out of a song. Remember [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=14&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/03/06/triangles-have-four-sides/</link>
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		<title>How to fake bleating.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meh.
This is the key to becoming the greatest undercover sheep in the history of the world. Woo.
First you can practice the basic &#8220;Ba-a-ah!&#8221;. Practice this at least five times a day. Preferably in public in front of thousands of people. If you go to a teacher, if you happen to be a student, and ask [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=bewareofsheep.wordpress.com&blog=686583&post=10&subd=bewareofsheep&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/02/19/how-to-fake-bleating/</link>
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		<title>Moo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kohaku-chan! What&#8217;re you doing here? Are you here to join us in our cause of defeating the sheep too?
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		<link>http://bewareofsheep.wordpress.com/2007/02/19/moo/</link>
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